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Emotional Support Human
Emotional Support Human
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Finally, a shirt that tells the truth: you're not just a dog owner — you're staff.
This hilarious tee flips the script, proudly declaring your role as your dog’s full-time emotional support human. Featuring a bold paw print and “Do Not Pet” warning (for you, not the dog), it’s perfect for anyone who knows who’s really in charge.
🐶 Your dog is the boss, you’re just here for belly rubs and treats
❤️ Great for dog parents, pet lovers, and canine caretakers
🚫 "Do Not Pet" because you're working — on keeping your dog happy
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