Gen X - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect

Ah, Gen X. The latchkey legends. The “don’t come home until the streetlights are on” survivors.

This shirt is a love letter to the toughest generation — the one raised on rusty hose water, Saturday morning cartoons, and just enough emotional neglect to build character. It's retro, it's raw, and it’s ridiculously accurate.

🌈 Groovy vintage font & stripes
🧼 No participation trophies included
💀 Guaranteed to trigger Millennials and confuse Gen Z

Wear it proudly, you unsupervised little badass.