Good Morning, I see the Assassins Have Failed

Start your day with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a splash of dark humor. This bold tee lets everyone know you survived another night—and you’re not afraid to flex about it. Whether you're sipping your coffee or side-eyeing your coworkers, this shirt is the perfect passive-aggressive morning statement.

Printed on a comfy, soft tee that feels like a warm hug (unlike those failed assassins), it's perfect for anyone who greets chaos with a smirk.

✅ Unisex fit
✅ Great for introverts, office rebels, or anyone who dodges danger daily
✅ Available in multiple colors