I'm Just Here for the Ho's

Let’s be honest—Santa’s got priorities.

This shirt features a badass Santa rocking shades, a cigar, and absolutely zero shame. “I’m Just Here for the Ho’s” says it all. Perfect for ugly sweater parties, holiday bar crawls, or that one family gathering where you enjoy making things awkward.

It’s crude. It’s festive. It’s hilarious.
Basically, everything Christmas should be.

🎅 Soft, comfy tee you’ll actually want to wear
🔥 Bold high-contrast print that pops on black
🍻 Ideal for parties, gifts, or offending the right people
😏 Santa approves. Mrs. Claus… maybe not.

Wear responsibly. Or don’t.